The twelve

Every sign, honestly.

Element, modality, ruling planet, and what each one is genuinely like — including the part most horoscopes leave out. Every sign here gets a real criticism, because a system that tells all twelve they are intuitive and misunderstood is describing nobody.

Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
Acts first, and is usually already three steps in before anyone agrees.
Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
Moves slowly, arrives anyway, and does not leave.
Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
Wants to know, then wants to know the next thing.
Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
Remembers everything, including the thing you have forgotten you said.
Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
Generous, warm, and would like that acknowledged.
Virgo
Aug 23 – Sep 22
Sees exactly what is wrong, and quietly fixes it.
Libra
Sep 23 – Oct 22
Weighs everything, including whether to tell you what it actually thinks.
Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
Does not do small talk, and can tell you are avoiding the real subject.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
Already looking at the door, and means nothing personal by it.
Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
Building something, and has been for longer than you realise.
Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
Has considered the consensus and respectfully declines.
Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
Feels the room before anyone has spoken, and takes it home.

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